friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010

Friends of Maddox

The actual best Maddox fansite. Don't listen to all these dumbass people from Maddox Mania. If you're stupid, go to MM, if you're smart, go to FoM. If you're into something different, go to The Best Fanpage in the Universe.

Nosferatu: lol madox mania is da bomb
Albino Sheep: ya were the colest

Tubba: What a bunch of retards.
Ginomee: Yeah, fucking retards.
Ash: But MM is awesome!
Everyone: Shut up Ash.

by Tubba January 28, 2005

Spam friend

Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:

1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.

2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.

3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.

I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!

by MargeX July 5, 2009

Friend of Tummus

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.

Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.

by thebergie February 25, 2010

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

best friends

people who always have each other's backs

We're best friends, because we always have each other's backs.

by friendlovertimes1000000 November 22, 2009

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011