When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018

Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted
Person 1: but I didn’t hear it
Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart
Person 2: sorry I just farted
Person 1: but I didn’t hear it
Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart
by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025

The word AIR is an abbreviation for AM I RIGHT? Which is a commonly used phrase tagt needs an abbreviation ok?!?!? So now it is one! Its rly cool
When u say AIR:
Jade-‘Omg look at my puppy shes so cool AIR???’
Lina- ‘tf is AIR ?’
Jade-‘its a new abbreviation i made ,cool AIR‘
Jade-‘Omg look at my puppy shes so cool AIR???’
Lina- ‘tf is AIR ?’
Jade-‘its a new abbreviation i made ,cool AIR‘
by Inventor of AIR June 14, 2018

what i call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

An Air Cadet has terrible drill and ugly hats. Often referred to as "Spaceys"
Air cadets are not the worst cadets but are definitely not the best.
When you see an air cadet you can see they are single and are definitely virgins.
Your eyes burn once you make eye contact. They are diseased.
Air cadets are not the worst cadets but are definitely not the best.
When you see an air cadet you can see they are single and are definitely virgins.
Your eyes burn once you make eye contact. They are diseased.
Bob: What is it?
Frank: "Oh, That? Don't worry! It's only an air cadet, it is harmless. But be careful! It may carry diseases!!
Frank: "Oh, That? Don't worry! It's only an air cadet, it is harmless. But be careful! It may carry diseases!!
by ionly speakTRUTH_123 January 10, 2024
