jannah is an absolute toot BOMB.. we love jannah but shes kind of funky. we want to yell at jannah (with love) kind of a skibidi toilet kid.,... jk..... maybe.....
girl 1: jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious) is there shes a bit of a toot bomb!
girl 2: a little funky. we love her
girl 2: a little funky. we love her
by jannahstootaliciousfanclub November 5, 2023

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.
by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022

by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.
by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.
Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.
by Numerati December 28, 2023

A statement used when you are losing an argument or when you're in a bad mood and someone says something you don't give two fucks about. This should not be used in an argument and anyone who uses it is an imbecile. An argument is when two people have a disagreement and attempt to get to an understanding. If you say "Who Asked" you're essentially building a brick wall in front of the other person with no way for them to respond. Is your ego really so small that you can't take losing an argument? What was the point in all of this? Did you really win the argument? Because when you use this statement people know you don't have a good comeback to what the other person said. Overall you did not grow as a person. You did not learn anything new. You did not reach an understanding with the other person. And even then, saying "Who Asked" also technically contradicts yourself because nobody asked for your "Who Asked" so the other person could also say that too.
by Xx_-Booty_Warrior-_xX February 21, 2023

“Jeff, I love you more.”
“Haley, it’s impossible because I love you more”
“How do we see who loves who more”
“Check the definition”
“Haley, it’s impossible because I love you more”
“How do we see who loves who more”
“Check the definition”
by roseybuddy October 7, 2023
