Definition; A person who likes to have sex with large women that resemble whales, hippos, our even a bear. He will likely go to extreme lengths to avoid being identified as a fatty fucker.
Mark: Paul, why was the giant beast carrying a case of Coors Light into your room last night? Did you fuck that fatty?
Paul: (acts like a little bitch and storms off) confirming that he indeed is a fatty fucker
Paul: (acts like a little bitch and storms off) confirming that he indeed is a fatty fucker
by Miatasaregay69 July 2, 2021
Get the Fatty fuckermug. A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.
by Toogers12 August 10, 2017
Get the crumb fuckermug. 
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
Get the Cryptid fuckermug. by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019
Get the Fuckered upmug. 
Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
Get the fucker-bastardmug.