Beat the meat

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

All the meats

A kind of pizza from Papa John's.

All the meats is the worst kind of pizza for a vegetarian.

by qpasajulius February 20, 2011

Meat And Retreat

Not to Be compared to Meat Retreat. To have sex with a man and excavate his home as fast as possible.

alexa: You seen that guy?
karen: Ya I'm gonna do a Meat And Retreat on him.

by usedsoup April 1, 2020

waiver meat

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.

Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.

by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day

"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"

by Robitaille February 6, 2012

Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010