eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

Turtl

Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames

"turtl is the best at every videogame"

by Speye April 21, 2021

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 18, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon November 20, 2015

turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 09, 2017

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP June 30, 2010

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.

Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!

by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020