Dick turd

A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter

Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?

by Stepdad May 10, 2018

TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!

by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017

turd molestor

Another derogatory term for a homosexual male.

Justin Beiber's a right fuckin turd molestor.

by jasetheheadcase1973 March 2, 2017

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Turd Burgalar

The act of taking someone's anal virginity

Andrew is such a turd burgalar

by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016