Turd

A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.

Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.
“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”
by TheMuffinMan12 May 30, 2022
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When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.
Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me
by ToDoList November 17, 2019
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ben cretsinger :))
by mialeblanc October 28, 2019
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Acronym for Transgender Unambiguous Radical Dolls.
The Turd at the party told all the women that their monthly period is not a justified reason to be a woman and have woman rights.
by JaneDie2021 January 22, 2021
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poop that comes out of your butt
by unicornrainbowsharts February 07, 2023
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Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.
My girl turded me last night it was great
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A word used to describe a fat smelly person
E.g Oscar is a fat turd
by Corromaster123 October 30, 2020
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