Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011

Three-foot Thug

A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.

Hey, Dave, look at him.

Who?

The little guy.

The three-foot thug?

Yeah. Isn't he adorable?

by Took!e January 8, 2012

Threedsome

The act of having sex on top of your passed out younger brother. Usually with an emotional wreck with a boyfriend.

Did you hear about Krazy Ky Ky and Kevvy's Threedsome? Pretty krazy.

by Stinknug March 20, 2012

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012

threemedown

A three time hand me down. Third owner of an item that has been passed along, used or sold for a third time. Usage is usually derogatory, i.e.- sloppy thirds.

No wonder that restaurant only lasted for a month. That threemedown wasn't any good the first time.

by shaperrobb January 19, 2013

three corner

another name for a threesome

Rick-Lisa, can we have a three corner
Lisa-NO

by CrazedChow March 12, 2013

three two bitch

a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks

Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch

by Tew Kings November 21, 2013