Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-third-cousin-in-lawmug. Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.
It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
Get the Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Lawmug. The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-cousin-pibling-in-lawmug. Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018
Get the Edwards first law of sleepmug. 
Get the step-co-pibling-in-lawmug. Civil rights organization that collects information about hate groups. SPLC-affiliated lawyers also file lawsuits to enforce the constitutional rights of Americans who are denied them by the authorities.
As the name implies, beneficiaries of the SPLC include people who are poor, and require legal protection from either racist violence or abusive, indifferent agents of the state.
As the name implies, beneficiaries of the SPLC include people who are poor, and require legal protection from either racist violence or abusive, indifferent agents of the state.
Bernard Monroe Sr., an elderly black man, was shot to death on his front porch by a white police officer who had entered his house in Homer, La., without apparent justification or a warrant. The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) filed a wrongful death lawsuit that alleged two white officers created a volatile situation when they entered Monroe's property during a gathering of his family and friends on Feb. 20, 2009.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
Get the Southern Poverty Law Centermug. When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.
by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012
Get the Musials Law of Early Dismissalmug.