taking out the butt rubbish

A "cute" way of saying: producing a bowel movement; taking a shit

Get me a venti triple. I need to take out the butt rubbish.

by LOLAjesus September 7, 2005

Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

by Dovetchka December 28, 2005

take me out back

To kill one’s self or to kill another person for being dumb/ ignorant

I really just spelled goggles as google?? Take me out back

by Coolblue February 16, 2021

Take a seat young skywalker

What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang

Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018

take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

take a flying leap at

Its stupid, no normal people say this, its laughable at best, not insulting at all. Nerds of the fifties and 60s said it. Watch twilight zone, u will hear it in damn near every episode. Only they say to leap at the moon.

But ive got to see you, helen! iblive u!

Randy, I've told u before. I'm not interested! How bout u take a flying leap at the moon!

by serling_hitchcock February 4, 2015

jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”

I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig

by Long john slider October 17, 2017