tit please

Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit

Tit please ;)

by Mr.Spanky. June 27, 2016

bisquik tits

Tits resembling the wholesome goodness of Bisquik Biscuits.

I would like to have your consent to chow down upon your delicious bisquik tits.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

a rack of tits

A flock of birds of the species "tit."

"Oh Walley, I see a rack of tits flying up in the ozone layer!"

by A Reem of Shit January 24, 2018

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020