kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018

Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015

Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.

So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished

by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020

prosecco tit

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.

Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.

by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

tits pocket

A man's mouth!

"Dude, shut your tits pocket!"
"He talks too much, he need to zip his tits pocket."

by Kool Chik April 26, 2016

Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.

I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket

by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020

Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.

Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh

by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022