Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out
Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
Get the Turtle-Tonguing mug.Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
Get the Turtle Style mug.Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.
Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
Get the Turtle Style mug.When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
Get the Sea Turtled mug.when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally
im sorry ma i cant come downstairs
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy
by fat nickle berry September 17, 2025
Get the turtling mug.One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
Get the Turtle mug.Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
by Buckeohare January 17, 2025
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