Special intentions

Intentions that are special

Hey, what are special intentions?

by LukasDrakon June 3, 2022

The Aunt Missy Special

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.

Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

by BallTapper69 March 8, 2023

The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

by TMG4Lyfe December 7, 2019

special booty surprise

a special booty surprise is when you are having anal sex and the girl accidentally shits on your dick

i was totally banging up Hannah last night when she gave me the special booty surprise

by incognitio November 7, 2022

Mcnutty Special

When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.

Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.

by Lightwitch98 September 24, 2022

Special Fucker

Someone who's is completely fucking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them

My boyfriend is a special fucker

by Pennstategirl_14 August 22, 2016

The Sandy Special

Usually a Blonde lady on her knee’s who specializes in giving her special skill to her boss.
Now known as the Sandy Special.

Hey Cliffastro is coming to town!
Zak oh man you should give him the Sandy Special! He might give you a promotion.

by Sgilfoo September 12, 2019