Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.

The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty Foreman

Someone who wants to fuck his giantess waifu.

Wow, Charlie, We're all happy you're finally admitting that you're a Rusty Foreman.

by The blue pole January 15, 2019

Rusty Eye

A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned

The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye

Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye

Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"

by baliebox4916 July 23, 2021