Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.

He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.

Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010

runescape 

A very speedy getaway
A place to make a speedy getaway

1. Indiana runescaped out of the clutches of the mammooth werewolf vampire in a really cool way.

2. "Run!It's a zombie apocolyapse! Escape"
"But there's no place to runescape... That's why it's called a zombie apocolyapse."
"Oh. Right. Well, be really terrified!"
"OK"

3. By playing runescape, he managed to very succesfully runescape a social life.

runescape by draconlord November 26, 2010

runescape 

An extended exercise in tedium.

In the game of runescape levelling the skill of runecrafting to 99 requires over 1200 hours of monotonous repetitive game play.

runescape by emprzrg2 December 26, 2010

Rule of Two 

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

Rule of Two by Lionel Matson December 29, 2011

Rule 138

If it exists, the government can regulate it.

"Hey did you hear about that air tax?"
"Rule 138."

Rule 138 by zippitybop April 20, 2012

runescrapes 

when you stick rocks in between your foreskin and perform anal sex while another scratches your balls

I had to go to the ER yesterday because I did too many runescrapes lately.

runescrapes by Voidshinobi March 1, 2013

Rule 118 

A general rule of the internet stating that if there is not a fanfiction of it, it will be made.

Girl 1: "I love Black Butler"
Girl 2: "Rule 118"
Girl 1: "YAY!"

Rule 118 by Lelouch Vi Brittania June 30, 2014