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retard

someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about people in their school and who the hate/like.
Person 1: "lets write an urban dictionary definition about caleb LOL!"
Person 2: "stfu retard"
by gysole 23 November 12, 2020
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Retard

To delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
Example:

When playing video games with close friends it becomes apparent that some are good at the game, others however may act as team retard.

Alternative:
I believe there may have been a misunderstanding when I told my boss I needed some time without interruption or he'd be a retard. (sheesh, you try to get a little space to progress in your work and the guy loses it. Update, it backfired; I am now referred to as the team retard when I have any questions.. still unsure exactly how they mean it -_-)
by TechTonNick Cognition February 4, 2021
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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2014
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Retard

Someone who leaves an open search tab for the oncoming shift to find
we should be a retard and search do all electricians mega there nipples and microdicks or is it only d crew.
by The best crew June 13, 2025
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Retard

Antonio is a retard!
by thebesteverLOL September 5, 2022
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Retard

Guys who own the oppressor MK2 in GTA 5, only retards own the oppressor MK2 like just the purest form of special needs are people who own the Mk2
Random: *selfs products*
Retard In oppressor Mk2: I’m a retard
by Rockstarowner69 May 7, 2020
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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