John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

Pauling it up

Pauling it up means to gather exit frags at the end of a Valorant round, then blame the round on your teammates.

Person 1 "Oh look, it's Paul last alive again."

Person 2 "Looks like he's Pauling it up."

by monkeytoes34 May 17, 2022

Paul (pj) haley

He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.

I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.

by pls let me kill him ehehe sksk November 11, 2020

Jake Paul

Another word for ‘straight up shit’

U r ‘Jake Paul’

by You incompetent fuck March 25, 2021

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Logan Paul

The real reason Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden of Eden

God: Yo guys, how do you like this thing I just created, its called Youtube
Adam: I love it!, my favorite youtuber is Pewdiepie
God: Me too! Who do you like Eve?
Eve: Logan Paul
God: Get the fuck out

by Big_BrainNelson October 24, 2020

Paul

Lame

When Mr. Towel gave us detention he was being a total Paul.

by Paul=lame October 8, 2020