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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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I Got My First Car Girl

A girl who got her first car and has achieved internet fame. Also owns a tank, various supercars, a SpaceX ship, two shopping trolleys, and various other methods of transportation.
u/blondy712 from Reddit posed with her first car (a 2000 Hyundai Accent), and then was photoshopped into meme history.
"Did you see how r/teenagers has blown up? It's a bunch of I Got My First Car Girl memes!"
by blehboi December 25, 2020
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Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver)

Ty Gibbs is a professional stock-car driver piloting the #54 entry for Joe Gibbs Racing. Ty Gibbs is the grandson of Joe Gibbs, and the son of Coy Gibbs. Ty Gibbs won the 2022 NASCAR XFINITY Series Championship, and also has some Arca Series background. Ty Gibbs won his first race in the Xfinity Series at Daytona.
Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) won a race today!
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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my car in need for speed underground

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.
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Can you leave my fucken car.

A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"
Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile

this word is used by a gay computer, sometimes a boy will say this on skype when he is trying to prove he is gay and he is horny
person 1-hello barry how are you today
person 2 - yeah im good thanks
person 1- what were you talking about on minecraft
person 2- wilfred get in the car the sex sounds worthwhile
by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011
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