mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021

Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex

Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.

by Richard Keister April 20, 2023

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025