Mom of the group

Is the one in your friend group who acts like your mother most of the time. They typically enjoy the outdoors but have a hard time putting their phone down. They are usually too brutally honest, point out mistakes, and speak their mind, even if it might offend someone.

Sadly this is the mom of the group.

"sha aaappp"- Amalie

amalie is the mom of the group

by sushiDlife167 April 28, 2022

Pedo Mom

A female pedophile.

Did you hear about that stupid pedo mom down the street that was arrested for child porn? Good riddance.

by Aliel The Heretic January 3, 2021

ur mom

Your mother

werd to ur mother

by Yoan February 1, 2003

choosy moms

Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.

I suspected that Rachel and Laura had gone choosy moms in my guest bedroom.

by artaxerxes March 22, 2009

mom burn

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

teen; do you love me mom?

mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while

teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned

by dontshootiamyou March 11, 2007

smoking mom

a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,

smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old

by mom goes out for a smoke break November 1, 2008

your mom

Lame insult.

Often a response used when you don't feel like giving a logical response.

Who's afraid of the big fat wolf?
YOUR MOM.

What did you do last Saturday?
Your Mom.

etc.

by Cooler than you March 16, 2005