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Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017
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big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY
OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out
by The Fucking Government June 2, 2015
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mexican ratchet strap

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.
by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009
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mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
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Mexican Sardine Can

The act of a group of men getting naked and jumping onto their unsuspecting friend while he sleeps and then having a picture taken while their naked bodies are piled on top of him. The phrase "no homo" is yelled out first and then the group descends upon the awakened victim.

Typically done to a groom on his bachelor party by the rest of the guys at the bachelor party.

Very popular in and around the Emma Lake, Saskatchewan area.
Denny: "Nate sleeps so soundly."

Sean: "Yup, he is dead to the world"

Adam :"Get the camera. Mexican Sardine Can time!"
by Marisol Molina-Smith July 12, 2011
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mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.
Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009
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Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.
by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005
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