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Kottonmouth Kings

1. When you get a big ass piece of cotton and share it among a group of friends, urinating and jizzing on it. When you are done, you each take turns jumping into the fluffy cotton ball.

2. A group full of white trash retards, great chance of being gay.
The Kottonmouth Kings gave each other Kottonmouth Kings last night.
by Ronnie8759 April 21, 2007
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pillow king

When a youn man around the age of 14 is caught masturbating to a porno by one of his friends... he will quickly cover up with a pillow in order to hide his tiny wang. Then try to act like nothing is wrong, he wasn't wackin' it. Then he will go to school and everyone will know about it and be called pillow king till he graduates.
Boy 1: Man i caught Cody jackin; it to some indian porn, that mofo covered his junk with a pillow....
Boy 2:Stupid pillow king
by Corey(shakeandbake) February 6, 2007
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King shit

To deficate in one's pillow case as a result of a previous altercation.
You've just been King shit'd

by Laddy!
by Mrjps June 29, 2018
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boy king

The code word for President George W. Bush by communists, wacked out liberals, femi-nazis, baby killers, kum-bye-ya appeasers, enviro-kooks and the like.

Because he is born into wealth (unlike John Kerry) he is considered king tut like in the American Empire.

Usually becomes such an obsession, users of phrase become compulsive to the point where they become terrorist supporters, quit bathing & socializing, and become CNN buzzword spouting automatons.
That boy king is really screwing up the country, Rrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Cheney, Darth vadar....Halliburton....Boy KING!!! Rrrrrr!!!!.......
by leo cuban July 26, 2006
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we the kings

the greatest band of all time. they're based in tennessee.
my favorite song of theirs is check yes juliet
i wish i could go to the we the kings concert in march!!
by stupid sophomore February 6, 2008
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kottonmouth kings

a god aweful band. Quite possible the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire life. Its just a bunch of stupid ass whiteboys that rap about weed. How fucking pathetic. They all need to get their fucking asses kicked by G-unit or something. And no i dont like rap, but it would be funny shit for them to turn into pussies in front of some real gangsters. Fuck the Kottonmouth kings.
The Kottonmouth Kings are fucking gay. If you listen to them you are a stupid stoner fuck.
by fuck stoners March 2, 2005
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King Arthur

n. or v.

The male act of ejaculating in large volumes. (Camelot - Came a lot).
Lancelot had a King Arthur all over Guenevere's dress.

or

Lancelot King Arthured all over Guenevere's dress.
by D.Law November 7, 2008
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