Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 04, 2022

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado July 17, 2015

Jake King

Lauren Hunters soul mate 🖤

jake king needs a poo

by laurenandjake4eva April 27, 2021

Jake pual

It is second name of shit

You are a shit as jake pual fuck jake pual

by Yeudjwngj September 19, 2020

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 02, 2023

Jake Boone

The kid at school that dates an ugly ass bitch named "Raven Clemens" and its funny that he doesnt get any girls.......

Damn, you see jake boone? he ugly as fuck

by LOMFAO February 05, 2020