jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

by jim cain March 21, 2024

jackonian

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.

I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.

by EKMOFO June 6, 2024

jaxckson

Jaxckson is a tall guy, with dull eyes and a cute butt. Jaxckson loves to make plans with friends but never follows through. He’s loves to play chess and is a little bit zesty. Jaxckson has a dark side, he is a freak. Eight inches and pencil width thick, nothing can stand in his way. Not even drinking and driving, which he does often. Ladies don’t go for Jaxckson, he’s whipped by his girlfriend every night for not obeying her commands. He loves to gamble which could leave him in a cardboard box in the near future.

Friend: hey jack
Jaxckson: the names Jaxcksons, remember it, bitchhh, Period.

by Jaxckson November 22, 2024

jaxckson

Jaxckson is a tall guy, with dull eyes and a cute butt. Jaxckson loves to make plans with friends but never follows through. He’s loves to play chess and is a little bit zesty. Jaxckson has a dark side, he is a freak. Eight inches and pencil width thick, nothing can stand in his way. Not even drinking and driving, which he does often. Ladies don’t go for Jaxckson, he’s whipped by his girlfriend every night for not obeying her commands. He loves to gamble which could leave him in a cardboard box in the near future.

Friend: hey jack
Jaxckson: the names Jaxcksons, remember it, bitchhh, Period.

by Jaxckson November 22, 2024

Jacksoon

The master of all frotting-related activities. You will almost certainly lose to this man in a frotting competition.

Dude, you can't out-frot Jacksoon, it's simply impossible.

by HellBlizzardz August 8, 2025

thomas bell jacksom

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

by Thomas501 May 21, 2021