mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

by Acoustic March 19, 2018

Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something

"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John

by yungpapí December 14, 2019

2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.

John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.

by SinisterOmens June 1, 2018