A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.
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Get the Nice guy mug.A term used in sales to take try and take ownership of a client to prevent other potential salespersons taking them on as a client. Usually a greedy salesperson who wants everyone under his wing, but can't even remember there name hence "My Guy"
Yeah that new project down the road, My Guy is working on that project.
Oh yeah that Senior Site supervisor that just started with your company is My Guy
Oh yeah that Senior Site supervisor that just started with your company is My Guy
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Get the weird guy... ;) mug.A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.
Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
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