Maggie L Walker Governor's School

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.

Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023

Rolling in their grave

Something that would upset someone if they were still alive

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH, My parents would be so upset at the fact I sold their house, they’re practically rolling in their graves right now.
Anna: oh?

by Iexistandidontgiveafuck.org August 14, 2024

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Feeding the governor

A convict term in Cali. Signifies taking a shit.

Hey..cell 211 ?! Can you grab that kite for me?

Hold on homee ! In feeding the governor !

by Gabee74 November 2, 2023

Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

Find a Grave

A website used for finding graves and all. It's the world's largest gravesite collection.

"Find a Grave is so awesome! I really like to add flowers on Find a Grave! Wait, hold on, I got banned?! How?!" (True Story)

by ComputerWorld February 2, 2024

True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!

James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"

by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024