trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 16, 2008

Wet Caking

when you are fresh and making pleanty of money you are wet caking

Jose:Look at that fly guy Joell

Mike:Yea he sure is wet caking right now

Jose:Yea sumthin lite

by Daddy Long Strokes July 6, 2008

douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

by Rachel McPaisley October 17, 2008

Cake work

easy

“How do you think you did on the test?”
“It was cake work, I definitely passed”

by moneymakin September 2, 2019

slice of cake

a womens ass

damn i want a slice of cake like that sexy girls cake

by cause i wanted to October 8, 2017

Mexican Cake

It is when a guy does a huge cumload and does it into a tray puts it in the oven and heats it up and feeds it to the girl.

My GF was being annoying so I gave her a Mexican Cake

by ClassifyCupcake May 2, 2017

Crab Cake

2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.

Oh boy! I was in a real good crab cake with the guys yesterday !

by myknob April 19, 2018