safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

Burger Gang

the funniest server that requires 10 steps of security to join
I made this just to spam the chat because funny!
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Burger Man: I just wanted a normal conversation on burger gang
debacle: if you want a normal conversation go to abstraks dweeb

by mggfgamer22351 September 9, 2021

CBD Burger

An item on the menu of Carl’s Jr.
A burger with pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese and CBD-infused sauce on April 20 from a single location in Denver, Colorado.

Luigi: Hey, Mario, Did you know they have CBD burgers at Carl’s Jr.?

or…

Jimmy Neutron: Now for some good old fashioned CBD burger!

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020

GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt

Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!

by unitmuncher October 12, 2018

Durr Burger

A fat slobbernaggle that suffers with penis envy. Has a peanut for a weiner. He also comes with a combo of malnourished quail eggs. A fat, natural arching penis wrinkle, who fights like floyd mayweather with muscular dystrophy.

Omg he is such a durr burger!
Stop being such a durr.
Mid ass D!

by colonizing October 4, 2025

Burger Match

A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.

I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.

by T O A D YT August 30, 2022