Bar Hopping

What you do with friends when you go to a bar or club and you're under 18 or 21

Friend 1: Let's go to the club
Friend 2: I can't, I'm 17
Friend 1 &3: Let's go Bar Hopping it will be fun
Friend 2: OK, Let's go

by Ichaky September 1, 2022

Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx

Let’s go buy some tango bars

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.

My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.

by Snack Attack February 13, 2014

Helium Bar

Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight

Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight

Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight

Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight
Bop to Helium Bar tonight

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

rail a bar

Snort a Xanax.

Beak up that xanax I’m about to rail a bar

by Drew49315 May 6, 2018

Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer

“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”

by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025