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Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
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A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
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Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.
by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022
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Air Kiss

When you are talking to someone (in the hall for example) and you can taste and feel their breath fly into your mouth.
Kanye: Dude, I was talking to Whoopi when she Air Kissed me.
Dre: Uh, dat s*** musta been disgusting
Kanye: I know cus!!
by DaBlingBling101 January 13, 2016
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air pop

by JD Sharp October 19, 2017
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italian restaurant air

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good
hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2024
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