Adam is an Asian Egyptian fatass who eats cheeseburgers and hotdogs. And has a crush on his cousin named Dorma and wants to smash his dog named buster with a glove. He hates fruits and veggies and love eating plain rice without anything on it.
by Yeetchuro October 6, 2019

Person 1: "oh my gosh who just hit that kid in the parking lot?"
Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."
Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."
by ezragotbank December 27, 2021

by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022

When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.
Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
by sorry about this word February 22, 2021

by Immafuckutilludie December 5, 2024

Adam is a person that doesn’t exist but people says he does and Adam is a person that likes to take pics without permission from no one and Adam doesn’t care if his girlfriend takes pics of him because he’s handsome and not insecure about his features
by Leah_Lily June 12, 2020

Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.
That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.
That’s Adam.
That’s Adam.
by tikitorch74 May 2, 2023
