Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative

You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.

by Eushshtb July 30, 2023

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"

5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"

by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017

Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011

Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

Double Drunk

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed

Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024