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David

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.
"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"
by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021
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davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.
David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.
by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017
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david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
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David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
by goja3456 December 14, 2021
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David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof
by Montombo May 2, 2018
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