fish bowl

The act of putting goldfish crackers in your partners mouth and either ejaculating or spitting in your partners mouth and or other orifices in order to create a “fish bowl”.

Man1“Damn my girl so freaky she let me fish bowl
her last night”
Man2”damn I wish I could find a girl like that”

by Undercooked January 3, 2021

Edmonds bowl

"Edmonds bowl" is when a trucking company fucks you so hard up your ass that when the driver sits repeatedly in the seat, overtime the blown out ass whole begins to form a bowl like shape into the seat.

Looking at Chris's semi truck seat, you can tell his company is giving him a bad case of edmonds bowl.

by Riddigity January 24, 2021

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021

Super bowl LV

The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.

Super Bowl LV is just about exactly who you thought would be in it at the beginning of the season.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Super bowl LV

Even though they lost, the Chiefs were more entertaining, and that makes them special.

You don't see many guys throwing parallel to the ground after taking a beating like Patrick Mahomes did, the Chiefs don't quit. That made Super Bowl LV interesting, even if it was lopsided in score.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Super Bowl LV

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.

Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021