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2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
by mohawk March 5, 2005
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Modern Warfare 2

The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game.

The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good.

The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way.

MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.
A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match

Guy - Gets killed by commando

Same guy - ragequits
by SolidnOld April 20, 2010
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team fortress 2

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
nigga, team fortress 2 is totaly ded dude!111!!11!1
by lnfernus June 29, 2019
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2-4-1

*Recieving Plus +1 Free "TWOFORONE"

*Dual Personality Inhabiting Catalyst (think 'bout it...)

*The 6.5ft Behemoth of J.W.E. (jokers wild entertainment)

*Slaughterer of Horror-Core/HipHop, 241 has been butchering the ears and pupils of listeners around the midwest since Germs were Contageous.

*Like a Zombie Devouring the wasted brains of the rap game, IIIVI plagues the streets with a Sinister, Captivating, Morbid, afflicting sense of style that led him to become co-CEO of J.W.E.
"2-4-1 killed that performance & then reanimated it!"
by OrganDonorLoL November 28, 2011
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Saints Row 2

A sandbox videogame which is centered around a customizable character supposedly following after the events of the first game, Saints Row (obviously).A game which is overshadowed by its much more popular cousin Grand Theft Auto IV. Fans of the two games often butt heads over which is better. In reality, both games have their ups and downs. While GTA has a fine-tuned physics engine and sense of realism, it lacks in versatility and multiplayer. Saints Row 2 however, is about the exact opposite of this, enabling you to use more vehicles and a very interesting multiplayer.
by La Touf January 17, 2011
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Playstation 2 (PS2)

A gaming console manufactured by Sony. It has the most marketshare and in general has the most games avalable that will appeal to the widest audience.

The alternatives to the PS2 offer more specialized games. For example, the wordGamecube/word has excillent first party support and has some of the most outstanding average of games and graphics on the market, and a ton of shitty ports of other games. The wordXbox/word on the other hand is for people who prefer graphics over any actual gameplay.
I just got Amplitude for PS2! Damn that game rocks!
by AlexMax March 11, 2003
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13 1/2

12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2
That murderer is 13 1/2
by EazyE March 27, 2004
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