Fuck off Gregg

When you get called a Gregg you know you’ve fucked up in a party

“Hello can we hang out please?”
“Fuck off Gregg”

by CroatiaNaysa March 22, 2022

Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

Virtually fucking

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

fucking amogus

amoshit

Amogus I am fucking amogus

by Raqurm July 17, 2023

Fuck hoes and bros

When u wanna fuck everyone

Damn I just wanna fuck hoes and bros rn

by tricks&bits June 4, 2022

Fuck and Exfoliate

When you have sexual intercourse, finish inside her, then proceed to have a shower and have your body exfoliated by her.

Sorry you told me your name last night, was it Mehmet? Would you like a fuck and exfoliate, we can do it in my shower, take of your cloths and get in my shower big boy.

by Chai_Krunty69 July 14, 2023