Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..
"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"
by iloveus April 24, 2009
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bag o' wank

something that is completely rubbish or a waste of time or both
when describing something thatis a wast of time
"that film was a bag o' wank"

"school is a bag o' wank"
sometimes o' is pronounced of
by duncan ainsworth December 04, 2008
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Avert-O-Vision

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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platon-o-pals

Friends who are very intimate or affectionate, but not in a sexual nature.
"You're a lesbian, she's a lesbian, and you're both hot. Why don't you two get together?"

"I love her, but we're just platon-o-pals"
by jfed November 21, 2006
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Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.
by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011
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hype-O-thermia

raving to keep warm

originating from the eskimo raving scene back in the 90's, hype-O-thermia has been slowly making its way into main society.
hype-O-thermia is a growing technique, now being use world wide to keep the cold warm... it involves bassy beats to reach your feets and filter its thermic currents into your being.... what happens after is simply unexplainable

if its soooo cold that not even bass can lift those icle toes off the floor then the hype-O-themic effects can be hightened via the use of a grimey MC
by ninja worms January 04, 2010
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sass-o-meter

A measurement of one's utilized level of sass. A scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis
Homie 1: Well your sister is pretty fat, too!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!

Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!
by okayyyycb3 March 17, 2011
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