hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.

Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.

by futuregoggles July 3, 2019

turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.

Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!

by red dread May 16, 2014

Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.

“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Peeping turd

An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.

I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.

by Loo Loo Lynch November 9, 2017

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018