Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason

No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock

by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023

Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.

Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.

by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022