snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 27, 2021

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Turtle Lei

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays

random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF

by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 11, 2022

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.

Turtle is really chill

by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016