If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)
Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
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Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.
Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them
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