when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
by __Vano February 11, 2023
Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
by Orlandu July 15, 2020
(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.
by equinox_07 August 27, 2019
by SpaceNoscoper479 July 11, 2024
Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.
by LizardLand October 21, 2020
When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
by BullshitRhymes October 29, 2020