Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Mother Leader

Mother Leader, also known as Blingqueen from Endless Online

Mother to all and loves even the most difficult ones.

"Good morning Mother Leader!"

by BlingQueen May 28, 2017

Deadbeat Mother

A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is

That deadbeat Mother is telling everyone that I am her baby's daddy.

by Amschel April 10, 2025

Mother

A woman who is iconic, consistently serves cunt, takes cares of her babies and becomes perfectly unhinged with a good drink in hand.

She’s so Mother that she drank her wine while holding that girl’s hair back during her was drunk vomiting. And she even kept her glitter platforms and fit clean as fuck through all of it. A true icon!

by Chinesechicken420 July 16, 2023

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.

"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"

by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021