The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.
"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
by DickRichards February 15, 2025
I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.
by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017
The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 13, 2014
by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023
by Goolybash December 28, 2023
The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton
by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016
by Rust lover February 28, 2023