David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.

"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"

by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014

David Andersen

A dirty person who is usually a Jew. Massive ears and over use of dead memes

David andersen is mean, like a big eared person. jew

by BonerBoy69247 February 15, 2018

kara david

Simply the most amazing girl you could ever meet. She can make you fall in love with her almost instantly with her gorgeous personality and never fails to make you smile. She deserves the world for all the good she does for everyone around her. You could stare at her without saying a word for hours on end and continue to find new things to love about her.

"zamnnnnnnnn kara david or should I say lil chink"

by thefirelord May 3, 2018

David

The definition of being HIGGHHH

Your so david

by Highhhh boiii February 25, 2020

David

Davids are the sons of God. They are charming,Strong,Smart and tall.They will do everything to protect their loved ones.They will do everything to Destroy their enemies.They are the Heirs to earth.They need to follow the One David.

Three David for the Elven-Davids under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.

by The One David May 16, 2018

david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling

david

by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021

David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof

That guy right there he's a david

by Montombo May 2, 2018