Take the browns to the super bowl

Taken a shit

Hold on I'll be back in a min got to take the browns to the super bowl

by JOKER024 March 6, 2011

Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010

take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

take out my teeth

Get into an argument usu. includes a physical fight.

I had to take out my teeth with that girl.

by LMI November 2, 2006

jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010

Your Taking My Life

When someone is taking forever to do something. And it seems like your wasting your life waiting for them

John:Dude i gotta take a dump hold on

You: Dude are you almost done "Your Taking My life".

by MiszVicious June 17, 2009

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020