Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.

Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny

by El Jefe Diablo October 2, 2019

Rusty Canister

A rusty canister takes place when two gamers who are attracted to one another meet for the first time. This act is performed by both parties standing on top of a bed while rotating until the dizzying effect causes them to fall onto the bed.

Burt and Janet decided to meet in person after months of playing Fallout 76. They immediately jumped in the bed and did the rusty canister before falling into each others arms.

by Lord Kinbote November 21, 2019

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

Rusty Bushman

When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.

My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!

by Breakaway December 5, 2019

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.

I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.

by SurferDuck December 22, 2019