#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

#1 Rule of Hipster by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

6 P Rule

The 6 P Rule stands for:

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace

"When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule"

6 P Rule by donks169 June 8, 2009

Double Bag Rule 

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.

Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field

Double Bag Rule by Bear Down June 16, 2011

The Cock Vicegrip Rule 

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

The Cock Vicegrip Rule by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

ja rule 

a rapper every one used to love. now is hated on because 50 cent pointed out his fake ass. now everybody is making like they hate him. cmon now i know u used to think he was good. otherwise he wouldnt have used to sell all those records.

............cycle of hiphop............
Back in the day....
johnny: ja rule is tight. he's a true gangsta.
clarence: yah dogg. i luv him. hes the man.
Present day (50 cent makes a song called wanksta) ...
johnny: ja rule is a faggot ass wanksta.
clarence: yah dogg. i never liked him. 50 cent is the man.
Future... (new rapper red cafe points out 50 cents fake ass in a song called "gayfer" )
johhny: 50 cents gay man. i never used to listen to his music. red cafe is the man.
clarence: yah dude. 50 is a gayfer.
.............end.....................

ja rule by ez duzz February 13, 2004

Elliot Rule

A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.

Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.

Elliot Rule by Coutzy June 21, 2011

skunk rule 

When you shut out an opponent in a house game such as beer pong, fuseball, ping pong etc., then they are skunked. If you tell them before the game that the skunk rule is in effect or house rules is the skunk rule is in effect then they must do one lap of the current house or building completely naked.

I beat Dave 10-0 in fuseball. Skunk rule was in effect. So now he has to run around the house naked.

skunk rule by Tmotay January 25, 2014