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Twitter Post

When someone says something dumb to you and they might not even realize they're doing it, but you caught on. This is referencing when you call something a twitter post- it's actually called a tweet.
Taylor: How did the slaves build the tunnel for the Underground Railroad? When did they have the time?

responses could be:

Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post
Twitter Post by Channing Taytum August 29, 2018

Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.
"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"
Wyoming Fence Post by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012

Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
Scratching Post by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010

Wall Post Hijacker

Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.
Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.
Wall Post Hijacker by GrKosta March 11, 2010

Lamp Post 

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.
Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."
Lamp Post by roseissocoolomg March 24, 2017

Yes officer this post/comment right here. 

Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn
Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."